Krampus — Krampus is a delightful, deranged revision to the standard dysfunctional family Christmas film. It begins as one, with a slew of perfectly cast character archetypes — Toni Collette as a controlling mom, David Koechner as her gun-toting, obnoxious brother-in-law — trapped inside a home for the holidays. The first third of the movie is sharply written, but fairly standard. They bicker at dinner, pick at each other’s life choices and complain about the cooking. Then Max (Emjay Anthony), a young boy teetering on the edge of believing in Santa, is ridiculed by his cousins into tearing up his letter for the North Pole.
From here, Krampus comes unhinged in the best possible way. Max’s lack of faith disturbs St. Nick’s evil twin, a monstrous, horned demon who lands in the neighborhood with a band of demented elves and possessed Christmas toys. Director Michael Dougherty orchestrates a gleeful spectacle of it all, finding a perfect tone that blends absurdity with terror. From gingerbread men cackling as they fire a nail gun at someone to a giant clown jack-in-the-box that eats children, Krampus is filled with some wonderfully terrifying imagery. The ending slightly cheapens the overall effect of everything before it, but I can see this movie becoming a welcome holiday alternative whenever someone suggests that we watch The Santa Clause for the 800th time. Grade: B
Good movie moms often go unrecognized. The past two years, the Best Supporting Actress Oscar has gone to two mother monsters (not Lady Gaga) who give the role kind of a bad name. So, to celebrate Mother’s Day, we take a look at some moms who either kill their children with kindness, or literally kill for them.
The Bride (Kill Bill)- As played by Uma Thurman, The Bride spends all of the first Kill BIll movie thinking her daughter is dead. The second half of Volume 2 delves more into their relationship and adds some disarming humanity to the story. Here’s a mom who takes time out of finishing her revenge conquest to lay in bed and watch Shogun Assassin with her daughter. If that’s not a great mom, I don’t know what is.