Notable Films: The Rock, The Island, Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Transformers series.
Famous for: Explosions, great action sequences, narrative incoherence, military propaganda, the decline of mainstream American cinema, shooting women like he is filming porn.
Hypothetical title: The Colony
Hypothetical premise: Focuses on the first station in space to host private citizens from Earth. It starts off peacefully enough, but soon enough the mixed cultures start feuding, and in order to keep order, the station’s AI turns on them and begins killing anyone who starts a fight. This doesn’t sit well with the nearby military installation, who begin planning to rescue everyone with the latest military technology. The series rotates between a couple brave American soldiers and a witless but charming protagonist on the colony, his shallow love interest, and over-bearing but comical parents.
Cross between: The Island, The Rock, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Wall-E, and Transformers.
Likely to bring: Some Bay regulars are Ben Affleck and Shia LaBeouf, so why not cast them in the two lead roles? You can place pretty much any attractive super model in the love interest role, but why not take an exceptional actress like Scarlett Johansson and drain her of life? For the parents, why not add in Patricia Clarkson (she’s a mom in everything now) and John Turturro.
Likeliness of this happening: 4/10. Bay couldn’t make enough money in television and explosions don’t look nearly as good on a small screen.